Random Historical Tabloidery 1#

Don’t Do as the Romans Do: Sex/Drug Senators linked to death

Rome is in mourning after the tragic death this March of our beloved ruler. Whilst Senator Brutus continues to head a high level enquiry into the death, we can reveal details leaked by an anonymous source placing key senators in the Forum at the time of his death. These documents also confirm alcohol and drugs were available at a seamy party conducted after hours in the offices of the senators the same night. A bloody toga was found at the scene. Also released today, is the coroner’s report stating cause of death as a punctured aorta and blood loss due to sharp stab wounds to the upper chest of the former General. We can only conclude the death was no accident and we want to know what law enforcement officials and politicians are going to do to about the murder of our magnetic and handsome leader?

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